Guitar!!


Hi this is where I tell you about the guitar playing part of me, which is a lot of me but sadly non of the parts play very well... I'm working on it.

Anyway I have 2 guitars, one blue and semi-acoustic, and one that's red and electric and kinky lol. (red + electricity = kinky shit!!)
What's scary is that I occasionally become sexually aroused by the red one.


This is my sexy guitar in all its glory... I love it more than a lot of people out there.

Yeah so anyway, I play in the school rock band because I'm so cool, also I have lessons at school and I've been teaching myself out of magazines and off of websites. The website I use most is Ultimate Guitar. The website for the magazine I buy is Total Guitar.


This is me playing my sexy bitch guitar. Don't I just look so lanky? Ah well, I play that bitch all the time so there. Oh look lol, my guitar's a large one.

If you discover that I masturbate over you don't be afraid, I'm very shallow when I wank and only care about your body. I hope this is reassuring.

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