W.A.R. Zone
The Show today was well in my view GAY!!!! Yes this is The Sac and i thought the show was not only GAY but Very GAY!!!! I called out Sloppy joe or as i put it and i think i put it better when i say Sloppy Hoe. He came out and his music was slow to start so i had to say that it was about the same pace as his mind. Which maybe very true. We then had to do interviews. In which I got to tell everyone how I made it so OverKill would not be there. In which i picked up a sledge hammer. Because well i hit him in the knee with it a few times so he was not going to be walking anywhere. Then UnKnown had an interview where he said he would be called MUSHU???? Anyway then next up was Dr.T who the interviewer wondered if he was even a real Doctor??? When he was asked what he thought of me he sad I was an ASSHOLE!!!! Well I've got news for him he hasn't seen an ASS and I'm just getting started. Then Sloppy Hoe was up for his interview and well it was GAY!!!! He thinks he should be the W.A.R. Champion. That's just crazy. I mean the W.A.R. Champion can't even watch his back enough to watch out for me. How does he think he is going to even become Champion??? Besides when i attacked OverKill i took his belt so the champ or should i say chump does not even have his belt. Then as i sit there thinking about my match....MUSHU walks up the steps and asks me about my pants. Now yes the pants look very messed up and make me look poor, but I got this job in those pants so i like to wear them. Anyway then we came out for our match. I came out then came Sloppy Hoe. He and i went at it for a bit. He is quick...must be because his head is so light. Then I got the ref which was MUSHU to look at the rims on my car...what a sucker. Then i hit sloppy with the W.A.R. Title that i took for OverKill. I got only a two count. Then we went on a little more. Then i hit the decapitator and i thought i had the match over and done with so i got a few kicks out of showing off. Then i only got a two count. Then he got up hit me with a tackle pretty much and then put me in the manwich. I was in it for about a 5 count and i tapped. I was pretty mad then MUSHU and Dr.T thought they could show off a little....so they hit me with a double chair shot to the head....then another...and i can't think of the order right now, but then i think MUSHU did this odd flip on to me that messed me up. Then they gave me a double chokeslam....now anyone in thier right mind would think they were done....well guess again then Dr.T gave me my own decapitator....that bitch.....then as i crawl away in pain i make a remark about how Dr.T is just upset because i took out his lover....and in return he thought he could even it right out by not even asking me to turn my head and cough and hitting me in genitals....i turned and coughed after but that is not the point...Now Dr.T was done, but MUSHU thought it would be fun to tell me not to forget this and then slap me in the face....That is GAY a slap how weak..Unless he is trying to mock me...Well anyway I'm just looking forward to when i face OverKill for the belt at the next per-view.
