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| Ozan, known to his friends as Oz, Ozan the barbarian, Duche and "that racer boy" is the most recent of the NLGB to pass his driving test. (Next to pass should be Scot) Born in the UK he has incorporated many Turkish attributes such as beating his little brother to death and following an extreme line of discipline toward his elders. Current vehicles he has under his control are a Ford Fiesta 1.3 and a 75cc tri bike; don’t let the power of the vehicles make you think you are safe as he has the incredible ability to in danger lives even when he is parked. Ozan has the highest testosterone levels ever seen before in the NLGB, as a result he has been seen smashing up various objects which include Chimney breasts, shed doors, running over squirrels, smashing bottles over tables, pushing wheel barrows into wooden fences and wet cement, smashing up beds, shooting busses with paint ball guns, mooning the police, driving on the wrong side of the road, going through ten red lights in 22 minutes, going through a speed camera at 90 thinking it wont catch him in time and going side ways round roundabouts. (Crooked billet, Charlie browns, Wicks 1 and wicks 2) Ozan has been said to have a small devil like bird on his shoulder which makes him believe he can race and out perform high spec racing cars with his Ford Fiesta 1300cc. This devil like bird has made him race a Vauxhall Astra GTE 2000cc which I was lucky enough to be the passenger, shit my self 3 times as we hit a hairpin left turn at 65mph, he raced a VW 1.6 polo and risked both our lives by pulling out into a main road without looking, raced a Fiat 900cc for a laugh, a fiesta 1.? Full of blondes, A Citroen saxo 1.6, Escort RS turbo 1.6, BMW 2.8, a fiesta 1.8D a Chrysler V8, VW Golf 1.6/1.8, Nissan SKYLINE I think it may have been a Subaru Impretza not sure on that one. Though he lost to all of the above cars inside Ozan felt triumph and joy ( he got lucky and beat the RS turbo 1.6, Astra gte and fiat 900cc :P ) God forbid him getting his hands on a 2 litre engine. He has played a major role in keeping the nlgb dream up of going to spain, the idea was founded by beloved Andy (skippster) 2 year ago, ozan sculptured the idea and made it reality. Jobs include fridge repair man and professional burn out playing. When ozan dies he will end up in either heaven, Lamborghini with a blonde, or h3ll, Lamborghini but no engine and an old Greek lady in the boot. Favourite cotes: Was that a red light? What the fuck! OH SHIT look at them tits! You fucking JEW! |