Welcome to the official publication of 'The Institute for the Study of Atheianity.'

We are a group of bumbling Christian scholars studying the natural habits of non-religious people in order to one day control them.

But just to show that we are "open-minded," we have also employed an atheist, a fringe left-wing radically liberal group of Bible scholars, and a monkey.

We here at the instittute pledge to provide the largest amount of quality that we possibly can in each issue.

You will receive heaping gobs of quality. Your cup will overflow with quality!

The quality will then run down the table leg and make a huge puddle of quality on your floor.

You will then have to mop up this excess of quality and throw it outside!

Enjoy . . .

 Table of Contents

Page 07 - Frank B. Finite - A 'true' atheist's brain speaks out

Page 14 - Where Are They Now? - Learn what ever happened to your favorite skeptic

Page 21 - Ask Miko - Our resident monkey answers tough questions to today's life-challenges

Page 28 - Alternate Resurrection Theory of the Month - Learn what REALLY happened to Jesus

Page 35 - "The Book of Chances" - The truth of what really went down as compiled by the Genesis Seminar

Page 42 - The Evolutionary Classifieds - Stuff you won't find on ebay!

Page 49 - The "Official Church Leaders" Page - Sorry, but if you're not a church leader, stay out! Jesus loves you, though.

Page 56 - Letters to the Editor - Letters from enquiring enquirers

Page 63 - The Real Story - All kidding aside . . .

Page 70 - Past Issues - Issues that ran before this one

Page 77 - Contact the fools - How you can contact us