Welcome to the beta version issue of Blind Fools.
We intended to fix all of the bugs and conflicts that were in the first issue, but we failed.
You see, since we are blind fool fundie sheep, we couldn't come up with anything on our own.
So we decided to clone the first issue which wasn't created either (it just evolved and we caught it and stuck it in a cage so people could watch it be gross and disgusting).
At first, we thought that this cloning project was a great idea. But something has gone horribly wrong.
This issue has had complications as well as aging faster than issue 0000001.
So you had better hurry up and read it before it completely decomposes.
Enjoy . . .
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Blind Fools II
"The
Cloning"
"The Cloning"
of edutainment evolution.
Page 1a - Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist) - Frank discusses the atrocities waged by Christians throughout the centuries
Page 1b - Amazing Transitional Animals - See what transitional animals actually looked like and learn how they lived their lives
Page 1c - Andy Akers (ag-nostic) - Our newest member of the staff gives his view from atop the fence-post.
Page 1d - Alternate Resurrection Theory of the Month - Learn what REALLY happened to Jesus
Page 1e - Ask Miko - Our resident monkey gives answers to today's life-challenges
Page 1f - Your Evological Horrorscope - Learn about yourself from some inanimate objects
Page 1g - The Book of Chances - The truth of what really went down as compiled by the Genesis Seminar
Page 1h - Word of the Month - you know, like impress your friends by expanding your vocabulary and stuff, dude
Page 1j - An Internal Memo - This has got to STOP! (all non-staffers need not look here if you don't feel like it)
Page 1k - The Evolutionary Classifieds - Stuff you won't find on ebay!
Page 1kk - Letters to the Editor - Letters from inquiring inquirers
Page 1m - Who Are We? - Well if you don't know, we have little hope of ever finding out ourselves
Page 1n - The Real Story - All kidding aside . . .
Page 1o - Past Issues - Issues that ran before this one
Page 1p - Contact the fools - How you can contact us (the aforementioned). And, sign up to be on the MAILING LIST - or else!!!
