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Well, here we are. The third time's supposed to be a charm, but it doesn't look hopeful.
We've been scrambling to get this issue out, but it's been like running around in the dark.
And we've been feeling the heat from behind as our church leaders keep after us to get more converts.
If our numbers don't go up, we will lose our tails!
And none of us want to get cut from here because we are all co-dependents.
So spread the word. Well, read this issue first - THEN spread the word.
We're now going back to the issue publication victory cheese dip party.
Enjoy...
Blind Fools Three
"Watch Us Run!"
"Watch Us Run!"
you may have grounds to argue against its existence.
Page 3 - The Grudge Report - Late breaking news from across the galaxy!
Page 6 - Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist) - Frank discusses the atrocities waged by Christians throughout the centuries (Part 2).
Page 9 - Amazing Transitional Animals - See what transitional animals actually looked like and learn how they lived their lives.
Page 12 - Alternate Resurrection Theory of the Month - Learn what REALLY happened to Jesus.
Page 15 - The Book of Chances - The truth of what really went down as compiled by the Genesis Seminar (Chapter 3).
Page 18 - Opposable Thumbs - They're not just for grasping objects any more!
Page 21 - The "Official Church Leaders" Page - Sorry, but if you're not a church leader, stay out! Jesus loves you, though.
Page 24 - Non Survivor - It doesn't get any more real than this!
Page 27 - The Evolutionary Classifieds- Stuff you won't find on ebay!
Page 30 - Letters to the Editor - Letters from inquiring inquirers.
Page 33 - Who Are We? - Well if you don't know, we have little hope of ever finding out ourselves.
Page 36 - The Real Story - All kidding aside . . .
Page 39 - Past Issues - Issues that ran before this one.
Page 42 - Contact the fools - How you can contact us (the aforementioned). And, sign up to be on the MAILING LIST - or else!!!
