"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I hoped it could be." -Office Space Will talking about watching Ballet, "I know it was hard, that's why I clapped!" ~Will "Yeah, I could wear a dress right now" ~ Will "So, what's wrong with that? So I sleep around..." ~Liz "In my former life... I was a shrub" ~Lisa "technology drives the future, people steer it" - bumber sticker "the more you're lost, the more you have to look forward to." - bumper sticker "We're women, we have double standards to live up to." ~ Ally Matt: "I'm reading about super-sex." Lisa: "Can we do it in a minute?!" Random collection of quotes from Jay: - i realized i'm just not a pimp/ass - i'm not so much a groupie as an eerie fanatic. - you know there's a character limit in profiles. eventually you're going to have to choose which of the stupid things i say are funniest - and i'm a bargain - yeah i spose i can give him a ride after i wipe the smelly offa me Take me now before I change my mind! ~Lisa to me! (punctuation added) i think i'd make a good woman though...maybe i'll look into it ~Jason We'll both ho up and see who can get more shady guys hits on them. ~Jason Greatest invention ever (most creative?): chocolate boob dippers. It's a plastic double dish that will come in sizes A, B, C, D (special order for larger), and can be refilled with many syrups. It is self heating and reusable. For more information contact Doug and Elgen. [Idea is being patented, so don't you dare try to steal it.] I'm not exhausted, I'm just stupid! ~Lisa It's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the face. ~Will I am the king of Poor Skills. ~Joe When I was at dinner I saw some kid that looked like Nanner. Well not really, but I just wanted to say Nanner. ~Jeremy I hope my icon shows what a nice and sensitive person Tung-Jim Tony Wu is. ~Tony New skill for the week: Playing 'Santa Monica' Previous skill for the week: Running on walls. ~James Everybody would love to see my shiny penis hanging above lisa's bed... ~Jason When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in 0 gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. :-P Friends' Responses kiran: you can't use a pencil underwater... joe: hey, don't mock the pen...at least i can write on my hand with a pen konrad: nasa sucks. remember mir! jay: yea but it was a communist pencil so they all had to share it will: cossack sluts dave: fucking russians. dont they know pencils suck? ben: the penis mightier. i mean pen is.