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Forge Fires Self

By Matt Forge

Houston, TX -- Taking a page from Donald Trump's reality hit, Matt Forge told himself, "You're fired." Trump lawyers immediately filed multiple lawsuits citing trademark infringement.

Apparently Mr. Forge discovered that Matt was moonlighting for an upstart website called ChronicallyBiased.com. "With a full-time job, starting a new business, home-schooling his kids, and doing work for Chronically Biased, Matt was simply slacking in his duties to The Forged Report and had to be let go," stated the official Forged Report publicist.

So for newcomers to this site, have a look around and I hope you enjoy what you see. Then be sure check out my new material on ChronicallyBiased. And if you really really like my work and want it to appear on your website, just contact me and we'll see what we can work out.

Click here to see my introduction by Chronically Biased.
Click here for more info about Matt Forge.

Sincerely,
Matt Forge

 

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