THE JOKER

The Joker's not just any bad guy running down the streets of Gotham. Mistah J's the BEST out of the WHOLE Rogues Gallery. He was the first and now the worst shadow lurking over Batsy's shoulder.

Why, you ask? Why is this Joker the most insidious out of all the Batman baddies?

BECAUSE HE IS.

Well. Aside from that, he shot and crippled Barbara Gordon, the original Batgirl; he murdered Jason Todd, the second Robin; and he shot Sarah Gordon when she was trying to protect a whole buncha innocent babies that he had captured.

But reeeeally, he's a great guy. Underneath all the larceny, extortion and terror instilled, he's a charming, suave, handsome man who's KILLING for some affection. >:3

And that's where we bring in Harley.

.......But....sadly, that last part won't happen until BATMAN is finally done away with. Mistah J has to do it himself, of course, since he feels it's his duty to return the favor of Batman "accidentally" pushing him into a vat of acid. Although if it weren't for Bats, there would be no Joker. ....Yeeay....{/webmistress's biased opinion 8D}

ANYWAY, let's get back to Mistah J. :D

STATS (mostly nerked from DCComics)

Height: 6'5'' (approximately)

Weight: 192 lbs (approximately)

Hair/Nails: Green and greeeen (shade varies)

Skin: Pale white (shade varies)

Teeth: Slightly yellowish

Marital Status: Single (HEEH.)

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