Wrong Number-"No ya got the wrong number, this is uh 91.....2." No Silver Tongue-When the Town digs up Jebadiah Springfield's grave to find the Silver tongue. Right to remain Silent-"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Cletus
I can call my Ma from here-"Hey you know what, I can call my Ma from up here, HEY MA, get off the damn roof!"
Comic Book Guy
Creator of Hi & Lois-"Are you the creator of Hi & Lois, cause you are making me laugh, that drawing in worth exactly $700." Champion of the Universe-"Go away we are racing for the Champion of the Universe."
Homer's 32 Doh's-32 different doh's. The Number for 911-"Hello Operator, Quick, give me the number for 911." When I was 17-"When I was 17, I drank some very good beer, beer that I purchased with a fake ID." About to hit a Chesnut Tree-"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history." The Dogs or the Bees-"What are you gonna release the dogs? OR the bees? OR the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you." Sweating like Roger Ebert-"I'm sweating like Roger Ebert." Make Believe-"Lisa, Vampires are make believe like elfs, gremlins and eskimos. Three Simple Words-"Three Simple words, I am Gay." Hired Goons-"Goons." "What!" "Hired Goons." The Hey Song-Homer Singing the Hey Song. Whiskey Bottle-Homer gives Lisa some Fatherly advice. The Girls of the Internet-"The girls of the Internet, Ooo I'd go online with them anyday!" Last Peanut-"Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers'." Mainly your Mother-"Your Mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away." "NOOO!" "Mainly your Mother." My Toolshed!-Grandpa-"I'm going to the outhouse." Lisa-"We don't have an Outhouse." Homer-"My Toolshed!" Pornography Store-"I was at a Pornography Store, I was buying pornography." Pythagerian Therum-"The square of the Hypotenuse in a isoceles triangle is equal to the square of the other to sides" Open Faced Club-Mr. Burns-"Use an Open Faced Club, a Sand Wedge." Homer-"Mmmmm Open Faced Club Sandwich." Some Cigarettes-"They Didn't have any Aspirin so I got you some Cigarettes." Oscar Meyer-Homer sings his version of the Oscar Meyer Song. Sugarman-Ding-Dong "Hello, Sugarman!" You want the truth?-"You want the truth, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Dats Nice-"Dats Nice." My Eyes!-"My eyes, the gogles do nothing! Homosexuals-"Maybe you are all homosexuals too!" Human Touch-"I agree, I like the Human Touch." I'll be in the Hum-V-"Maria, my mighty heart is breaking, I'll be in the Hum-V." Another Meeting-"Right now I am thinking of holding another meeting, in bed." Not a Comedy-"It's not a comedy" Talking Crazy-"Oh, now your talking crazy." Talkshow-McBain at a talk show. Up and Atom-McBain rehearsing Up and Atom for Radioactive Man movie. The Wellsong-McBain and others singing the Wellsong.
Milhouse
Dog Doo-"Put Dog Doo on the Sucktion Cups, they stick better."
Deep D'oh-"Yes your in Deep D'oh now." Excellent!-Mr. Burns says "Excellent." Lawyers-Mr. Burns yelling at his lawyers. Numbskullery-"I can't take much more of your blundering numbskullery." Quite Good-Smither's Computer (In voice of Mr. Burns)- "Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on."
Ned Flanders
The Mattress-"Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the Mattress square and true."
Safety-"As you can see, when the burgular trips the alarm, the house gets up and runs around the corner to safety." So Sour-"As you can see I have created a Lemon Ball so Sour, it can be only safely contained in a magnetic field."
Ralph Wiggum
I didn't have Worms-"And when the Doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life. Outta there-"The Doctor said, I would'nt have so many nose bleeds, if I kept my finger outta there." Flute-Principal Skinner-"And with a Flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum." House of Lies-Ralph at The Dentist. Restaurant-"I heard your Dad went into a restraunt and Ate everything in the Restaurant and they had to close the restaurant." Scissors-"My parents won't let me use scissors." Feel Right-"I don't feel right." Wookie-"I bent my Wookie." Worm-"My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one?"
Reverend Lovejoy
Gabo This-Reverend Lovejoy speaks his feelings on Gabbo.
Spirograph Freak
Direct Corralation-"Did you know there is a direct Corralation between the Decline of Spirograph and the Rise in Gang activity."
In Order Alphabetically by 1st Name.
