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***It's updated when it's updated. I go to school, ya know!***

It's The News Section! Aren't You Excited? Well, Could You Pretend To Be?

Yes, 'tis the new news section with all the news I can figure should go on here. This will be updated as I get more and more news....but don't forget, kids, I have collegiate stuff to do(and I wanna graduate in the next decade), plus I try to have this thing called a social life, which I quite enjoy...even if it entails going to see dreck like Urban Legend.

 If you have news or any comments, e-mail me. I have thoroughly appreciated amd enjoyed all the positive e-mails I have gotten in regards to this site. Keep them coming...they make me as happy as a little girl.

 Let's move on to the news, shall we, whores?
 

***Yes, the news is good! That 70s Show has been renewed for 25 episodes for the 1999-2000 season! Thanks to 2 of my happy sources for this info. Now, everyone, do the dance of joy!

 ***Now for the bad news. The season finale will be March 14, after which(pause for sigh) the show will be on hiatus till June, when it'll come back with a few new eps. Now, kids, hiatus does NOT mean cancellation--refer to the news up above, please. So, please, no frantic e-mails. All is good with the show.

 ***Some great TV stuff to report concerning the kiddies. First off, Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderrama will be on Loveline Thursday the 18th(in other words, TOMORROW). It's on 11:30 eastern on MTV. Here's hoping they talk about whores. Also, Ashton and Danny 'Heineken Man' Masterson will be participating in Rock and Jock Bowling on MTV(pause for applause to MTV *golf clap*) Saturday at 2 PM Eastern. Tape the stuff, guys, tape it!

 ***For all of you who missed the Wilmer chat...this whore got some acknowledgement from the Whoremaster himself! He remembered me and asked me to come back to see them soon. I'm not kidding; ask any of the other whores there for proof. The transcripts should be up soon at Yahoo! so check 'em out.

 ***I updated the Groovy Whores and more. Take a look-see.
 

***Tonight looks to be great--Kelso steals a car without knowing it, etc. etc. and so forth. If you've seen hte commercials for 'Stolen Car', you know it'll be good. If not, turn your damn Tv on already.

 ***How can I update without informing all of you about the Groovy Whore Chat? *smacks self* Bad whore! Bad bad whore! Now that I am done self-flagellating myself, I can continue. Every Sunday, starting at 10 Pm Eastern, there's a happy chat over at Fuchsia's groovy site, which you should run like hell to right now. It's always fun, always whorish, and always groovy. I'm usually there by the name Gershwin or Queen Whore. This week, I will be a tad late due to the Golden Globe awards, 'cause I am a sucker for awards shows.

 ***Could there be a contest looming? Maybe...I dunno(heh. I do know, but me not telling.). Let's just say that all you whores shoudl start brushing up on your writing skills.

 ***OK, here's some gratuitous stuff that Heather's requesting because she is a dork. What am I requesting? Well, being a po' whore who doesn't get the WB, I need some Buffy. More specifically, I need the following eps: "Lover's Walk"(Spikey boy returns!), "Passion", "Lie To Me", and "What's My Line (Parts 1 and 2)". Also, James "Spike the MAN" Marsters guested on Millennium this past weekend. If you taped it, lemme know and we'll work something out. I also need a million bucks and a Furby, but those would require me giving up my firstborn, so for now I just need help with the vids.
 

***Well, my my my, Ski Trip was quite the interesting episode, eh? My summary for that and the other missing ones will be up this weekend, since Heather is fast becoming Little Miss Do-Everything at school. The horrors!

 ***Well, i updated the Isms for Ski Trip, along with some fan submissions for the Obsessed List and Top Ten. I also added some Whores, updated the Drinking Game, and *drum roll* added a new fanfic from New Groovy Whores Natalia and Paula! Go read it, it rocks, damnit!

 ***On the subject of fan submissions, send 'em to me! I love reading all your stuff, and I'm game to put up submissions in ANY section of this web page. Why? Well, the more whorish, the better. 'Nuff said.

 ***Check out the new YM and new US magazines for little bits on Ashton Kutcher, our Kelso. Also, Ashton and Danny(in a sling from hockey--owwww) make an appearance at the Varsity Blues Premiere Party , which has been shown many times on MTV. Speaking of Danny--and this is rather late--go see him in The Faculty! He's sporting those big ass silver earrings and soem facial hair, and he makes the most of a small part.
 

***That 70s Drinking Game, authored by the very Groovy Whorish Maranie and tinkered with by me, is here! In celebration, I want beer. Well, virtual beer. it's my goal to get 100 in case I decide to have a marathon of the highest order. Go here and send me that there booze and a Heineken so I can play the game in style!

***Other equally groovy ass news: the show has been picked up for 3 MORE episodes! Yay! That brings the sason up to 25 episodes of Fez saying whore, Hyde conspiriacies, and the like. Be happy.
 

***You're all a talking to a very stressed out and possibly loony Heather right now, people. Disregard all that about the FOX BBs being offed. On the contrary, it now appears that the post was fake. Sheesh, maybe if I did this thing called PAY ATTENTION occasionally, I would have realized it. Kelso, I think I am running neck and neck with you in terms of idiocy.

 ***Once again, I had to delete a bit of guestbook entries, one of which peeved me off to the point of making me act like Satan's Spawn. If you have a gripe with me, e-mail me. Oh, and post your real e-mail instead of some sissyfied thing.

***This kind of relates to the last post there--I know that updates haven't been so prompt, but bear with me. I am not lying when I say I met the cast--want proof? Here you go...

See that there weird chick? That's me.

 You'll have to excuse the poor scanning job till they get fixed, but I figured 'twas best not to put the really bad scans on till I get 'em fixed. Agreed? Agreed. There's a few other trip pics scattered through the site. Have fun finding them.
 

***Well, due to some imbeciles ranting for no reason about the show, the bbs.foxworld.com That 70s Show message board will be taken down after January. Let's thank the imbeciles with a big fat 'You are a bitch!' and run on over to the Evil That 70s Show Post Board at Fuchsia's site to sate our gabbing appetites.

 ***Well, as for the February 23, 1999 holiday thing, I believe we'll plan to celebrate with a possible whorish gift exchange. If that thought interests you in the slightest, e-mail me and discuss. We'll have fun.

 ***OK, so I added a new question to Ask Hyde(from none other than everyone's favorite three brain celled organism), two new Top Tens, plus after I type this ditty out I am adding whores galore. It will be fun. Gimme some feedback, whores, feedback!
 

***Before you all faint at the notion of me updating, hola! 'Tis been a rough, busy month, what with school and such, but I am back and ready to spread That 70s Show mania to all. Let's get down to business before I get tackled by Hyde's Afro.

 ***Tons of magazine appearances to report! First off, our kids are now DKNY models(which explains the DKNY shirt Mila was wearing when I met 'er...), and their first lil' spread can be caught in the new Teen People(the one with those evil N'Sync people on the cover; would it have KILLED Teen People to put our kids on the cover? Danny's hair is funky, but not as odd as those dreads.). Also, Ashton 'CK Boy' Kutcher is in the new YM with Ben und Matt on de cover. Yay.

 ***Guess what? The trip summary might be up in the next decade! (Scary...) I got a few pics scanned, but they look odd...some look VERY odd. I may post them just for the giggle factor, though. Otherwise, I have to figure out where to FedEx stuff from so I can send the pics off to my computer inclined friend. Cross yer fingers, whores. o-kay?

 ***More news...this silly insane WebMaster is declaring a holiday. February 23, 1999--aka the 6 month anniversary of the first ep being shown--is the day for the 'That 70s Show Anniversary Shindig-O-Rama'. Laugh at the name, but it's 1 AM. You expect reason? Anyoen with ideas on how to celebrate should e-mail me soon. Me? Damn, I just want a That 70s Furby to torment.

 ***Hey guys, don't forget about the Fan Experiences section-to-be! Write in lest ye want it to be a 'Heather's Incoherent Trip Ramblings' section.

***Let's all grab a bag of caramels and congratulate the winners of the summary contest! Groovy Whore Maranie and Groovy Whore Kyle are the truly whore-rific champs, and their silly loony ramblings will be posted tomorrow. A special honorWHOREble mention goes to new Groovy Whore Kim, who also did damn well. I need address from all three of youse people so I can send your prizes to you as opposed to giving them to a carrier pigeon.

 ***Anyone else feel like a drinking game? Maranie made a truly great one up, and it'll be posted later in the week as well.

 ***There hasn't been an influx of magazine articles on our favorite kids for a while, just the usual snippets in Entertainment Weekly. If you find anything, e-mail me and let me know, okay? Okay. Thanks. There's a moment...

 ***Next week, Eric's Buddy airs! Woo-hoo! It's the episode that Lucia and I saw, and along with the full review of the show will come 'That California Trip!', complete with pictures where Heather looks like a yahoo. Hey, if you were in a That 70's Show cast pseudo-sandwich, your face would be red too!
 

***I am alive und here und still recovering from the California adventure. Yes, i saw a taping, and yes, I met the cast(well, most of the cast), and yes, i wish I was still there damnit! A really big-arsed commentary will be up sometime next week, but till then, here's a few answers to the questions I was asked by many Groovy Whores....

Yes, there are pictures too. Once I find a dratted scanner, I will share them with you, even if I do look like a yahoo in the majority of them. Ah, the perils of being a Groovy Whore in these times.

 ***The winners of the Thanksgiving episode musing thing will be announced(ooh, ironic) on Thanksgiving because I will actually have time to overhaul. Thanks to all you whores who participated.

 ***Message to all Groovy Whores and Groovy Whores-to-be: how's a web page sound devoted to our whore-dom? Any ideas or thoughts..well, e-mail them to me, damnit.

***This is my last news update for a few days, for tomorrow I officially leave for California to see a taping of the show and sightsee like mad. If you're going to be at the taping, look for the loony chick with blonde streaks, bellbottoms, and a red velvet shirt thing who's jumping out of her seat. That would be moi. Don't worry, I will be posting a FULL detailed diary of my escapades for all of you to ponder over. And--mark my words--I will touch the hair.:)

 ***OK, now on to pressing matters. Ahem. In the last few days, my guestbook seems to have become a slight message board. Now, if you guys want me to add a message board on to this site, I will--just ask. HOWEVER, my guestbook is just that--a place for people to sign and say 'Hey, nice page!', not a place to air out your arguments. Please take it all to e-mail. I'm not deleting anything yet, but I will start to if I have to. On another note concerning the book, I wish to address some of the comments. If you don't like the show, that's fine, but don't call the people who do 'idiots' and the like. Personally, i just wonder why a person would even BE on the site if they hate the show, but to each his own. Also, addressing some other comments...I do not proclaim to know all about the show, and I sure as heck didn't become the first person to figure out that kelso's an idiot, Hyde has conspiracies, and the like. Dear Lord, it's common knowledge, and I do not profess to know more than anyone else. As for my 'nasty' comments. It's called humor. Thsi is a HUMOR site. That, and I am silly--I like to make smarmy comments. remember, people, I DO have an e-mail addy. Any criticisms or the like should be directed there, 'K?

 ***Last note before I pack: don't forget about my contest! Watch the Thanksgiving episode, and send me your summary(with musings) and/or isms of the week. There are prizes, all. Just be sure that I get everything by Monday night. The winners will be announced some time Tuesday and their stuff will be put on the site. Also, I need a tape of this episode coming up and of Drive-In. Anyone help me there?

 ***Now I'm off. I'll be 21 tomorrow(heh. Send cards, send money. I'm on a virtual card kick right now. Woo-hoo).You will all be in my thoughts when I go on the set Friday. Cross your fingers for me.

***OK guys, big announcement...the contest is set. Basically, here's what it boils down to: I will not be able to view the November 22 episode, mostly 'cause I will be on a plane eating peanuts. Therefore, what I need is this: I need someone to write an episode summary/musings, and someone to get a nice isms list. I have 2 prizes, so there's one per category. Now, don't just make this all slapdash--I want some humor in the summary an stuff, and some creativity in the isms. Any questions? E-mail me, sheesh!

 ***Nine days till LA,my 21st b-day, and the taping. Spike's bitch and I are thrilled.

 ***In site news, I updated like mad in various sections. 'Nuff said there.

 ***Look for another announcement regarding soem changes in the Fez's Groovy Whores format. Everyone is e-mailing me to be one, and the page isn't that big. I'll accomodate somehow, trust me, but wait for the news...
 

***Not much to report today, other than the fact that there's a nice-looking ad with the kids in their pajamas in *shudder* YM magazine. Since I am not a daredevil type who would surreptiously tear the page out whilst no one is looking, I bought the magazine. I have never been so embarrassed in all my 20 years...but the pic is damn nice. anyone want a battered copy of YM?

 ***Be on the lookout for a contest in the next few days. Is there a prize? Yes indeedy. Am I going to tell you what the contest is? Ha. You're funny*dripping with sarcasm*. Seriously, though, it will involve watching whatever episode is on on November 22. Infer what you will. More news later.

 ***Personal stuff--only 15 days until I turn 21 and go to California, and 16 days until I see a taping of the show and faint from the shock. I've decided that all I want for my birthday now...*sniffle* is a video of some Buffy episodes with Spike in them, so I can decide if he is cool or not. I don't get the WB, and since my trip-mate Lucia has revealed her goal in life is to be Spike's bitch, I need to see what this vamp is made of. I will find this video...I have my ways.*evil laugh* Heh. I'll shut up now.
 

***In case you couldn't *wheeze* tell, the evil bastard known as a sinus infection has visited me with its wrath. Therefore, I'm *cough up vital organ* stuck inside while little trick or treaters clamor around for chocolate. Blargh. *sneeze* As I wait for the Advil Cold and Sinus to work on my *hack my lungs up* poor immune system, I have a few updates.

 ***Groovy Whore Jean-Pierre tells me that the crew was on Entertainment Weekly last night! Argh, I *sneeze for five minutes* missed it! They're also in this week's TV Guide *curse my headache* with Keri 'Angela Ch-oops, Felicity' Russell and David 'Angel whom Groovy Whore Fuchsia detests' Boreanaz.

***In this week's EW, there's an *wheeze and scatter all the dustbunnies around* article--a teensy one-about thsi week's show. yes, That Disco Episode is making its appearance! Watch Kitty teach Hyde to *coughing fit* boogie, and see Fez get down! Woo-Hoo!
 

***Just a quick note in between homework from moi. Ashton Kutcher has a very nice article about him in this week's People magazine. Among other tidbits discovered in the article: he has a fraternal twin named Michael who had a heart transplant and an older sis named Tausha; he was aspiring for a career in genetics before being discovered by a modeling agency; and he looks nice in a Lucky Charms shirt. Pick up the magazine for more. You can thank me later.

***It took me a tad bit of time to update, since I had to deal with the double shock of there being a new episode and of Kelso showing a teensy bit of intelligence in the episode. With all that, I'm lucky to be alive. Sheesh.

 ***First off, the new EW has a teensy picture of Laura, Ashton, and Topher in an article about the lovely state of Wisconsin. It's worth reading. Heck, it made me grin incessantly.

 ***Apparently the crew was on Entertainment Tonight in the past week--this news comes from my fellow California traveler Lucia, who claims to have caught the tail end with Topher and Ashton waving bye. I'm inclined to believe her, since she will most likely tackle Ashton and Danny when she sees the taping. Anyone with more concrete evidence, write to me.

 ***Site news-I added a few more especially groovy people to the Groovy Whores list and updated the Isms and Summaries accordingly. More will follow, I promise. Would I lie? Well, I might.:p Just kidding.

 ***I finally got my video of the first 5 episodes! Thank you, Groovy Whore Alicia! I taped 'The Keg' as well, so I have many viewings ahead of me. Yay or something!

 ***Last but not least, thanks to Groovy Whores Tara and Elise, the funky webmasters of the unofficial Topher site, for thanking me in their credits. You guys have made me farklemt...AGAIN!
 

***I FINALLy added 'Ask Hyde!', featuring everyone's favorite Afroed conspiracy theorist. Go and visit...it's either that or do work, and who the heck wants to do THAT?

 ***Let's go and thank the New York Yankees for shutting out the Padres, enabling us 70's Show addicts to be able to view a NEW episode this Sunday! Set your VCRs and start lighting the incense now!

 ***Oh, more site stuff--I also added a new link to the Topher Grace webpage and added some more people to the ranks of Fez's Groovy Whores. Woo-hoo for us all!
 

***Well, I just got my little copy of Entertainment Weekly in the mail today, and our revered show was mentioned twice! First off, it was declared the TV 'winner' of the week for being picked up for a whole season. Personally, I'm loving the dancing smiley face illustration there. Also, the next episode is described in here--it's going to involve an abandoned keg and a cash-bar party the group decides to throw. It should be a blast...that is, if freaking baseball is finished! Here's hoping that the Yanks or Padres take it in 4 straight, otherwise Heather will go rafiki.

 ***Site news--not much, really. There's this being updated, and through the weekend I might add another section(which will remain a surprise because I like seeing all of you suffer. Just kidding.:)). I'm in the midst of getting ready for my trip to California(one month and three days! Woo-hoo!), which my wonderful friend Lucia and I are doing cartwheels over. Any suggestions on where to go?
 

***My source close to the investigation has sent me a veritable truckload of happy information. I'll share it all right now.

***The show has been picked up by FOX for an additional nine episodes, making it the first fall TV show to be picked up for the enitre season. 22 episodes=22 different hair colors for Eric. be afraid, but be happy!

 ***OK, since I have been getting e-mails concerning this, I'll answer. The show has not been on because of baseball playoffs/World Series, and, according to the e-mail I got from the official show site, may not be on again till the beginning of November! Ack! What to do for my addiction? For the official schedule thing, your best bet would be to go here.

 ***Alright, now on to a few personal type things. First off, I am looking for ANYONE who has taped the first five episodes and is willing to dub a copy for humble old me. I am technologically challenged, and I am really missing the show, so if you can help, e-mail me and receive my undying devotion. Oh, and I'll pay for it as well....I am not cheap...much.

 ***Also, a few things to note about this here site:

***Last but not least, it's time for me to get a tad excited and jump up and down. Big big news here....
 

Yup yup yup, I am on overdrive right now. I'm going out to California November 19 (which is also my 21st birthday. *coughsendmoneycough*) and seeing a taping the next day. You can bet that I'll document my trip on here...and you can bet that I'll go absolutely mad when I realize I'm in the same building as Topher Grace. Life is good.

Go and grab some pizza rolls!

The Forman Family Album.

The Wit and Wisdom('Cept for Kelso)of All.

Woo-hoo! Top ten lists rawk!

Whoa, fan fiction! I am riveted!

Shows, Musings, and Fatso Burgers Galore!

Isn't everyone obsessed with this show?

I know you want to be Fez's whore! As I get dat dere news, I post dat dere news. You got news? Send it on here, groovy whore!

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