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Poems from Achilles 1 2

EZRA: Whoa!
CHRIS: Now that was good timing.
EZRA: Sorry for the delay.

"I've known a few ladies I afraid of, but you're not one of them."

you shot a lot of holes in the clouds ,anybody stop to reload?

"Rude? No, rude would be a definite inprovement, I'm saying you scare people..."

"An eye for an eye leaves us...blind."

I'm tired of making decisions based on what other people want

"And you'd like a face. Guess you're both outta luck."

Just don't blow up the son of a bitch whos got my coat

"Nope, I think he means hostility."

"A gentleman does not debase himself by engaging in menial labor."

I'm a man, I always want to...

"Where did you come from?" "Saloon." "...Where are you going?" "Saloon."

DID HE JUST CALL ME A COWBOY,JD?

EZRA: 6 kings. Nobody's that damn proficient. I'd have seen him palm it. I know every trick in the book. Hell, I wrote the book.
VIN: Talking to yourself, Ezra?
EZRA: Ah, Mr. Tanner! A votre sante.
VIN: Got kind of a favor to ask of you.
EZRA: Mm-hmm.
VIN: Mary's puttin' some poetry in the paper and...
EZRA: That's nice.
VIN: I was wonderin' if... well, since you have such nice handwritin' and all, would you mind, once you sober up...
EZRA: Hah.
VIN: Writin' down my poem for me all nice and pretty-like?
EZRA: Y-you wrote a poem?
VIN: Yeah.
EZRA: [laughs]
VIN: I knew I was wastin' my time with you.
EZRA: No! No! Homer himself walks among us!

Thank's Yosemite, please take good care of him

"I abhor gambling and as such, leave nothing to chance."

"Lady, I am the bad element."

NATHAN: It's not like you, ridin' off alone to save the day. What's come over you?
EZRA: I'll let you know when I figure it out.

"There's a couple of ladies I'm scared of running into but you're not one of 'em."

"So much for peace and quiet"

"The game is Solitaire."

JOSIAH: Nice party.

Chris: Why are we sitting here eating breakfast...
Josiah: It's the most important meal of the day.
Chris: You think this is a joke, Preacher Man?!

"Oh, I'm just warmin' up. You touch that woman again, you're gonna see a real insult!"

If you were mine I'd never let you go I'd thank God every day for putting you on this earth.

R-raised me? did you say raise me?, come on now mother you didn't raise me as well as a stray cat raises a litter

Aw, hell

Then there's the third kind

He'd eat you like half a sandwich

Huh

VIN: Nice shot, pard.
EZRA: Dreadful. I was aiming to kill him but the... mirror was cracked.

EZRA: Oh, no. This is...
PRESTON WINGO: Oh, how that glittering...
EZRA: This is beautiful!

you stole my bullets. now careful mister, we'll send'em back.

"...yadda yadda yadda... the cold shroud of puritainism..."

Ah hell Nathan, you know Chris don't say more that 3 words a day.

God? Dog? Lord loves a riddle.

A gentleman does not debase himself by engaging in menial labor.

I AIN'T BLIND

I am the bad element

"The wind blew, the clouds parted, and out came the sun".

"Now, that's what I call devine intervention. Me I was gonna shoot your hand off."

With my greed and your property, we could really do some good.

An eye for an eye leaves us....blind

Just don't blow up the son of a bitch who's wearing my coat

I abhor gambling and, as such, leave nothing to chance.

Oh, you're complicated, Casey

I aint blind

This could get ugly and I do hate Ugly

We have been most inhospitable...I intend to offer our guests...a libation!!!

"Standish, Ezra Standish."

"Walks awful graceful, don't he?"

Did You call me a Cowboy..

clean it yourself you fat cow

"Walks awful graceful, don't he?"

"When the sanctified dead rise from their graves to receive judgement, I'll start doling out cash."

"Sorry, Ma'am, Wrong Room"

We've been most inhospitable. I intend to offer our guests a libation.

I abhor gambling......

'You do know what this means, don't you?'

What took you so long?

What a delightful child!

Lady, I am the bad element

my aim was encombered by the debris on the floor

"Now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgeon, you may effect my emancipation. Huh? Let me out. "

" When the santicfied dead raise from their graves to receive judgement...then I'll start dolling out cash."

Lady, I am the bad element.

(EZRA) Well, sir now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgeon you may effect my emancipation. (JD) Huh? (EZRA) Let me out!

You walk off with the rifle and you're fired...Hell, I'll probably get myself killed. Now, I got to worry about a new job, too.

VIRGIL: You walk off with that rifle, and you're fired.
VIN: Hell, I'll probably get myself killed. Now, I got to worry about a new job, too.

VIN: Sorry, ma'am. Wrong room.

CHRIS: Easy, big fella. Folks will talk.
( Buck laughing )

EZRA: Nonsense. I was encumbered by the debris on the floor.

EZRA: ...I abhor gambling and as such, leave nothing to chance.

CHRIS: Lady... I am the bad element.

EZRA: Prepare to be amazed.

BUCK: The wind blew, the clouds parted and out came the sun.

VIN: So, I figure if a friend collects I get the last laugh.

JOSIAH: No, I was, uh... I was a priest once, but, uh... had a little trouble turning the other cheek.

CHRIS: I thought you said there were 20.
TASTANAGI: No, I asked you if 20 would scare you.
CHRIS: 20, no. 40, yes.

JD: Mama died last year. She'd saved a little money. Wanted me to go to college. It wasn't enough.
BUCK: Life's tough, huh? And then you die.

BUCK: How about it, Johnny Reb? I bet you never thought your boss would go loco on you.
CAPTAIN CORCORAN: I'll have you know Colonel Anderson was one of the finest soldiers in any man's army. I owe my life to him.
VIN: And soon, your death.

VIN: You shoot a cannon pretty well, pard.
EZRA: Dreadful. I was trying to hit Anderson.

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LUCAS JAMES:
You stay out of this, cowboy. This ain't your fight.
CHRIS: Did he just call me a cowboy, JD?
JD: I think he did, Mr. Larabee.
EZRA: At least once.
JOSIAH: He hates that.
CHRIS: Did you just call me a cowboy?
LUCAS JAMES: N-n-no. I was just saying that it ain't your fight.
CHRIS: Not yet.

CHRIS: I was thinking about whiskey, a room, a bed and more whiskey.

EZRA: Well, sir now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgeon you may effect my emancipation.
JD: Huh?
EZRA: Let me out.

JD: Lower.
VIN: What'd you put in here?
JD: Rocks.
VIN: You didn't have to put so many in.
JD: It had to look right.

JD: Shouldn't we say something?
VIN: Say something?
JD: Like some words?
VIN: It's a coffin full of rocks, JD
JD: I know, I put 'em there, but shouldn't we look like we're doing something?

EZRA: Mr. Larabee, might I assume you've come to take me with you?
CHRIS: Oh, I couldn't do that.
EZRA: May I ask why?
CHRIS: You broke the law. You've been a bad boy.

CHRIS: Can you handle it?
VIN: Like licking butter off a knife.

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Working Girls:

BUCK: Well, sure you have, JD just trying to make sure that little gaggle of yours didn't miss a spot.

MAN: We're looking for...
JOSIAH: God, I hope.

( harmonica playing )
CHRIS: We need a new plan.

JD: ...Your mother was a...
BUCK: She was a saint.

CHRIS: Anybody seen any girls?
JOSIAH: Just the ones on them horses.
BUCK: All I see is a pig on a horse.

CHRIS: Mister... you better git before I do something you'll regret.

VIN: I look like a messenger boy?
LYDIA: Sorry.

( howling screams )
JOSIAH: Was...? Was that a howl?

EZRA:...I'm an entertainer.
MAN: Hey, darlin'. ( man groaning )
EZRA: Not that kind of entertainer.

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Safecracker:

OLIVIA: I seen the way you look at my mama.
BUCK: I was just being friendly.
OLIVIA: You going to be my daddy?
BUCK: That's not my plan, no.
OLIVIA: How do I know?
BUCK: 'Cause I just told you so.
OLIVIA: You ain't going to marry her you better stop looking at her the way you do. Put me down!

CARD PLAYER: You saying I cheated?
EZRA: Oh, not at all. I'm saying you cheated badly

EZRA: I detest an amateur.

VIN: So, how's your Spanish?
CHRIS: No bueno. Yours?
VIN: What's no bueno mean?

VIN: A real hellhole.
CHRIS: Sounds like fun.
VIN: Well, we're going to hell any way you look at it.

BUCK: Well, good thing I play dead so well but to tell you the truth, Chris I think I could've handled that situation myself.
CHRIS: I should've shot you while I had the chance.

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Witness:

JOSIAH: Now, that, my friends, is proof there is a God.
VIN: Amen, Brother.

EZRA: Mother?
JOSIAH: Mother?! I always thought Ezra was raised by wolves.

MAUDE: ...I raised you better than that.
EZRA: R-raised me? Did you say raised me? Come on, now, mother. You didn't raise me as well as, uh... as a stray cat raises a litter.

VIN: ...Now, you look like a smart feller. How many times we going to have to drop you on your head before your neck breaks?
BUCK: Now, Mister, I know you're not from around here but only a fool takes money from a stranger to do a killing. Now, I know you're not a fool, are you?
VILLAIN: ( muffled groaning )
VIN: Huh?!

VIN: Maybe we should ask his friend.
BUCK: Yeah. Let's ask his friend.
( gunshot )
VILLAIN: ( muffled yelling )
VIN: Well, too late for that.

BUCK: Now, we don't need A name, son but we do need a description.
VIN: Just a little description.

JD: Maybe you should try your animal maggotism on him, Buck.
BUCK: It's animal magnetism, boy. And you can plainly see it only works on the ladies.

VIN: I'm about to land you in a shallow grave. Now, you'd best tell me who your partner is and where we can find him.

MAUDE:...What's that smell?
BUCK: Smell?
MAUDE: Like animal, or something. ( sniffs ) P.U.!

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CHRIS: Chris.... Chris Larabee.

NATHAN: Josiah can get very "Old Testament" on occasion.
STEELE: That's good, that's good.

VIN: Figures their tracks would lead here. Back under the rock they crawled out from. Welcome to Purgatory, boys. A real hellhole.

STEELE: You wouldn't happen to have a card would you, Mr. Standish?
EZRA: Matter of fact, I would.

JOSIAH: Of course, that appealed to the congregation. After that, the only fight was to see who was going to be first in line.

CHRIS: You look like you brought an awful lot of men to kill one drunk.

CHRIS: Hey, Cletus. You sure do use big words for somebody so stupid.

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NETTIE: I ain't used to gentlemanly behavior.
VIN: Ah, hell, I ain't no gentleman, ma'am. I think a woman of your courage deserves an escort.

VIN: Man never drowned himself in his own sweat, Ezra.
EZRA: A gentleman does not debase himself by engaging in menial labor.

EZRA: Something wrong?

VIN: Miss Nettie you probably don't know this, but Ezra here is a gambler.
NETTIE: He sure ain't a ranch hand.
EZRA: Thank you.

EZRA: Which you think I'm going to donate to this wizened crone? No offense, ma'am. You taken leave of your senses?
VIN: Give her the $300.

VIN: ...Give her the money, Ezra.
EZRA: When the sanctified dead rise from their graves to receive judgment, I'll start doling out cash.

EZRA: Thank you. And, uh... the interest? Mr. Tanner?

TOPHAT BOB: You're a low-down Yankee liar if you say we've never met.
BUCK: Seems to me a man'd remember an ugly, one-eyed coward six-and-a-half-foot tall with no hair and a sissy hat.

TOPHAT BOB: You been scared of running into me since we met.
CHRIS: There's a couple of ladies I'm scared of running into but you're not one of 'em.

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RAFE: Oh, yeah. Sure. Red devil's probably out there right now just waiting to jump us.
BUCK: Oh, he'll probably just jump you. Indians always go for the loudest ones first.

BUCK:...It could get ugly. And I do hate ugly.

EZRA: Well, then... brace yourself, Buck, 'cause here comes ugly

EZRA: A head wound? That might be serious. Perhaps I should examine it.
RAFE: Get away from me!

BUCK: Ezra, you read a medical book one time, didn't you?
EZRA: Actually I just looked at the illustrations. More gruesome images I have never seen. Oh my, this is serious. Why, you could collapse at any moment.

MOSELY: Don't let these gun slinging scoundrels prevent justice! They're sinners! All of them.
EZRA: Was that intended as an insult?

CHRIS: You got proof, Vin?
VIN: Just the truth.

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Inmate 78:

CHRIS: You don't shoot nobody in the back.

JD: So the three-legged dog walks right into the saloon. He walks right up to the bartender... he says... "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." "My paw"... three-legged dog...
EZRA: You might want to work on your repertoire, son.
JD: What are you talking about?
NATHAN AND BUCK: Told you.

EZRA: Y'all are worse than General Sherman on a Georgia plantation.
BUCK: What?

EZRA: If I may, allow me to interview the deputy.
BUCK: Why you?
EZRA: Don't take this the wrong way, but you gentlemen occasionally lack the essential skills of tact and diplomacy.
BUCK: What are you saying?
JOSIAH: I think he's saying we're rude.

EZRA: Rude? No. Rude would be a definite improvement. I'm saying you scare people. And perhaps terrorizing them won't buy you any answers this time.
VIN: What have you got in mind?
EZRA: I believe a little subtlety is in order.

VIN: You call this subtle?

CHRIS: Boys... let's get the hell out of here.

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The New Law:

JOSIAH: best to start lookin' sooner more than later.
NATHAN: Ha ha ha. That means he's gonna find a burning bush to talk to.

EZRA: I suggest we leave before the cold shroud of puritanism smothers us all.

MARIA: So, cowboy... what can I do for you?
CHRIS: You can start by not calling me cowboy.

VIN: The sergeant needs his wagon back. Now, why don't you make it easy on the both of us? Hell, so much for easy.

JD: Ma'am, I'm a gunslinger, not an ink slinger.

JD: Now, can you, uh... tell me which way is Texas?

MARY: ...He went down to Purgatory, right?
BUCK: Well, they should of just named it Hell and been over with it.

JD: Hey, I ain't no kid that needs to run for his big brothers. I can handle this. You wait here.

NATHAN: It's always good to be needed.

VIN: Any idea where Ezra slithered off to?

JOSIAH: God. Dog. The Lord loves a riddle.

EZRA: Uh, I neglected to abide by a fundamental tenet in my line of work. Never gamble with an entire clan.

CHRIS: Well boys, what say we head over to the saloon and ponder the Judge's proposal?
EZRA: Wonderful idea.
VIN: Reckon I could use some pondering.

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Sins Of The Past:

EZRA: You know what this means.
MAUDE: A little war, dear?
EZRA: I'll run you into the ground.
MAUDE: Well, we'll just see who buries whom.
EZRA: Well, then, the gauntlet is thrown.

JD: ... You're not taking him, Marshal.
VIN: Kid...
JD: I can handle this, Vin.
YATES: You gonna shoot us all, boy?
JD: No, just you.

EZRA: The war has begun.

BUCK: You haven't seen me.
EZRA: I haven't seen him.
LUCY: [crying]

EZRA: Hello, Judas.
JD: Oh, hey, Ezra. 13! 13!

JOSIAH: Woman like this renews a man's faith.
EZRA: In what?

BUCK: ...And one other thing. No little girl of mine is gonna be named Eudora.

EZRA: I was not made for honest labor.

VIN: What took you so long?

EZRA: Yes, indeed. An amazing woman.

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Love And Honor:

VIN: So much for peace and quiet.

NATHAN: Let me translate For you, Buck.
EZRA AND NATHAN: Never!
BUCK: Oh, hell. It wasn't that funny.

JD: ...Hotter than a burnt boot.
CASEY: Hot enough to wither a fence post.

CASEY: It'll be so hot, we'll have to put the chickens on ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
JD: It's gonna be so damn hot that-- that if a man died here and went to hell, he'd feel like writin' home for a blanket.

BUCK: Oh, I reckon I am.
VIN: Easy now, Buckley.
BUCK: Oh, this man wants a fight, he's got it

VIN: Better get used to seein' me.

EZRA: Why, it calls to mind the decline and fall of Rome, which--
JOSIAH: Ezra? Shut up.

CHRIS: You ready?
BUCK: Not even close.

JOSIAH: What you want to do is buy that girl a frog gigger.

RAPHAEL: Still, it is too bad for you and me. Now we will never know who is the faster...Magnifico!

INEZ: ... gracias.
BUCK: Oh, I'll bet that was hard for you to say.
INEZ: You have no idea.

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Vendetta:

BUCK: Hell, Ezra, this hand's got as much chance as a one-legged man at a butt-kickin' contest.

VIN: You all right, Kid?
JD: Yeah, I'm fine. Just dustin' the floors.
EZRA: And I thought my mother was bad.

VIN: Looks like a flock of circlin' buzzards. Just haven't found the body yet.
EZRA: Heh heh. An apt description, Mr. Tanner.

EZRA: Perhaps if I parley with them, I might uncover their designs.
VIN: Go parley, Ezra.

VIN: [lookout whistling] Vin coming in.

CASEY: You were right. Why didn't I see that?
JD: Oh, you're complicated, Casey.

CHRIS: Casey, get JD out of here.
JD: Chris, I can fight. I'm fine.
CHRIS: All right, JD, get Casey out of here!

EZRA: We've been most inhospitable. I intend to offer our guests a libation.

JOSIAH: An eye for an eye leaves us... blind.

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Wagon Train Part One:

BUCK: Ezra, no offense, but you're no match for El Buck.

CHARLOTTE: Oh, the wild and woolly type.
VIN: Woolly to the bone.

CHRIS: You gonna pull that piece or are you just resting your hand on it?

CHRIS: Well, I ain't blind.

EZRA: Good God, Boy. You'd think we were the Donner party.

BUCK: ..."Dear Mother, can you believe these fools now have me baby-sitting a wagon train, of all things?"
EZRA: It goes on to say what a delightful time I'm having.

VIN: If you were mine, I'd never let you go. I'd just thank God every day for putting you on this earth.

BUCK: How long are you gonna wait before you spill the beans about a certain married lady?
EZRA: Oh, for shame, Mr. Wilmington, you know a gentleman never tells. Which is why I was hopin' Vin might.

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Wagon Train Part Two:

CHRIS: Well, I get the feeling it wasn't a kidnapping.

CHRIS: Gettin' itchy, Buck?
BUCK: Oh, yeah. This place is peaceful as a prayer meetin', and I miss the smell of beer.
CHRIS: I'll bet you do.

NATHAN: Lord, you got no shame, Ezra.

JD: ...It was just dumb luck that I wasn't standing right where that fiddler was.
BUCK: Well... you'll still be dumb tonight, so your luck ought to hold out.

EZRA: ...There's gold in that ground, and the anticipation of it is burning a hole in my stomach.

NATHAN: Yep. That works.
EZRA: That's not kind. Not kind at all.

BUCK: That's pure gold. Gotta remember that.

CHRIS: You all right?
VIN: Most of me.

BUCK: Look at Josiah. Helpless as a cow in quicksand.

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The Trial

EZRA: Well...sleep tight. Don't let the, uh... ah, you know the rest.

BUCK: What you need is an honest, well-spoken, handsome man for this job.
JD: Fine. I'll do it.

STAIN: I heard you're fast.
CHRIS: I heard that, too.

STAIN: You stole my bullets?
JD: You're not careful, Mister, we'll send them back.

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Chinatown

KYLE: You're gonna regret you did that.
EZRA: Oh, I already do.

EZRA: Sir, I take umbrage at that heinous accusation.

LI PONG: Then you... you don't want to?
EZRA: I am a man, of course. I al-- I always want to...

CHRIS: ...Guns and hate... it's a bad mix.

BUCK: Don't even think about it, boy! She'll steal the chitlins you're eating and make you lick the plate.

KYLE: ... Oh, I told you you'd regret takin' that gal away from me.
EZRA: You know what they say. No good deed goes unpunished.

EZRA: Well...as always, Mr. Tanner, your timing is impeccable.

NATHAN: It's not like you, ridin' off alone to save the day. What's come over you?
EZRA: I'll, uh, I'll let you know when I figure it out.

JOSIAH: ...I just told him he's got a place in heaven.
WO CHIN: [laughs] You just told him he's an idiot.

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Achilles

Vin's Poems 1 2

BUCK: A deck with 6 kings! That is somethin' that you don't see every day.
EZRA: You, sir, have violated me.

EZRA: ...Oh, you're an accomplished cheater, I'll give you that, but you're still a, uh... help me out here, Buck.
BUCK: You are crookeder than a yellow-bellied snake making his way through a prickly pear patch.
EZRA: Thank you.

EZRA: 6 kings. Nobody's that damn proficient. I'd have seen him palm it. I know every trick in the book. Hell, I wrote the book.

EZRA: ...Well! Uh... ladies and gentlemen, it would appear that lady luck has finally shone her light on me.
LESTER: Hold the light.

VIN: Or how about I cook you up some hot lead?

VIN: Lose your shirt, Ezra?
EZRA: He cheated. He cheated! I know he cheated! What are you lookin' at? Boo!
WOMEN: Aah! [giggling]

BUCK: That turn was perfect.
JD: Ah, Buck, come on. You know nothin' I do is perfect.
CHRIS: If he was perfect, he wouldn't be one of us.
BUCK: But you are one of us.

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