The Plow King | Info\Bio

Name: Barney Gumble
Occupation: Barfly.
Best Friends: Homer, Moe; Duff.
Favorite meal: Peanuts from the garbage can; beer from ashtrays.
Expert on: The sting of mace; cheese omelets; belching.
Regular source of income: The Springfield Sperm Bank.
Past shames: Dropped his cummerbund in the toilet at high school reunion; mistook a Girls Scout meeting for an AA meeting.
Other activities: Competing to go into space; singing for big time barbershop groups; passing out.

Well, this is my second venture into the wonderful world of Simpsons web pages! I thought about what character out there is one of the funniest and the most under rated and, of course, I thought of Mr. Barney Gumble. This man has done it all. He's almost made it to space (weren't it for the non-alcoholic Champaign), rescued cases of Duff (plus Moe and Homer) from a burning bar, and he's the Govoner for Fort Springfield. I don't think Barney deserves one web page, but a holiday. He's done this all and still managed to be pretty trashed, now that's an accomplishment!