hi&lois.wav -- "Are you the creator of Hi & Lois, because you are making me laugh......."
bathroom.wav -- "...No you may not...the bathroom is for paying customers only...."
racing.wav -- "...We are racing for the Champion of the Universe"
superb.wav -- "Ah, a superb choice!"
alt.nerd.wav -- "OK, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive...."
burrito.wav -- "Ohhh, so you're Bart Simpson eh? Well since my breakfast burrito...."
santos.wav -- "Ohh pardon me Santos, if that IS your real name..."
report.wav -- "... By day I am a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper..."
insults.wav -- "I must hurry back to my store..."
melvin.wav -- "....Melvin and the Squirrels, part of the rodent invasion of the early 60's..."
ain't.wav -- "Show me the 30 bucks, cause if you ain't got it, I ain't getting of this stool"
cannot.wav -- "...then you cannot have it..."
freakn.wav -- "...freak'n kids"
noway.wav -- "no....way"
remind.wav -- "...but i'll let you have it for 100, because you remind me of me"
yessir.wav -- "Yes sir!"
bargn4.wav -- "Looks like you bought more than you bargained for.... hahahah...."
degree.wav -- "...I don't need this. I have a Masters Degree in folk law and mythology"
gruby.wav -- "....if you put your gruby little hands behind your back and keep them there..."
outof.wav -- "Your emotion is out of place here son"
stool.wav -- "...you made me get off my stool for that?"
snaggle.wav -- "....this, this is a Snaggle Puss, drawn by Hick Heisler, it is worth something...."
7mins.wav -- "I will tell you in exactly seven minutes"
film.wav -- "Well I suppose you know then, Hollywood is planning a feature film about Radioactive Man"
maryw.wav -- "I can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth"
scrnply.wav -- "...then I would thankyou to stop peering at my screenplay... H o m e r...."
suction.wav -- "I have got to do something about that airconditioner suction"
experts.wav -- "So you kids fancy yourselves experts hey?"
groan.wav -- "No groaning in my store!"
fritz.wav -- "...because of it's frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile intellects, such as yours..."
thank.wav -- "..Thank-you"
bones.wav -- "...oh oh please take my $59.00, I don't want it, it's yours..."
cheese.wav -- "And one with extra cheese.....Thankyou"
boy.wav -- "Oh our transaction is completed, you may take the boy"
moore.wav -- "That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore....."
fries.wav -- "...you may purchase this charming Hamburgler adventure...."
soul.wav -- " I am not at liberty to divulge the party, but they were most interested in having possession of little boy's souls"
suicide.wav -- "...it contain's a very rare Mary Worth, in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide..."
sign.wav -- "If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Colusseum"
aquam.wav -- "But Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without gills..."
splurge.wav -- "And will there be anymore splurging today?"
nudity.wav -- "..Internet King, I wonder if he can provide faster nudity?"
lonely.wav  -- "Ohh, lonelyness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."