Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and
look stupid." --- Hedy Lamarr

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country." --- Elayne Boosler

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." --- Gilda
Radner

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." --- Maryon
Pearson

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
promoted as quickly as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman." --- Margaret Thatcher

"If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose
Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin
Mary." --- Margaret Atwood

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a career." --- Gloria Steinem

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." --- Gloria
Steinem

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." ---
Katharine Hepburn

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at
home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which
growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon ---Unknown