Who are we?  Well, I'm Beth and I did everything on here with a huge amount of help from an "unknown associate."  In other words, someone who, while proud of this site, is not proud enough to have her name associated with it.  From now on, we'll call her UKA.

A rare look at Miss Parker and Jarod together.

All of this started as a group fan fic on The Pretender Discussion Room. We wrote the first part and had so much fun that we decided to work on the second, too.  But that one turned out to be too long to post on the site, so we had to get one of our own. Here it is.  W e hope you like it, but if you don't, that's okay.   This is just FUN.  It was a lot easier than getting a life.

Jarod waiting for his sister, Emily, at a truck stop in "Rescue."

This site will always be under construction, but you're welcome to check out what we have now.  Just choose one of the links below.  Send any comments to beth_uka@hotmail.com.  Think of it as our guestbook.  Or go to our real guestbook here.

Our Dr. Seuss Page

If Dr. Seuss had written the final scene of Donoterase, it might have looked a little like this.

Here it is; the entire reason we created this site.  Right now, it's just two parts of what will eventually be a very long story.  It begins just after the third season finale.  Don't plan to read it all at once!  You need a life, even if we don't have one.

Or is he us?  Actually, he's not even our favorite character, just one we enjoy and who inspires us to lame humor.  In any case, we think he's the most normal character on the show.  Do you agree?  Click here to find out.