latest update March 2, 2000
Welcome to the new "NEW"
page! These are all the newest additions to the site. The stories
will be moved to the appropriate page, and replaced here with more new
stories, at the next site update.
I Am a Pagh-Wraith
King - (DS9 filk) "A Gilbert and Sullivan parody, inspired
by 'Strange
Bedfellows.'"
Dukatian Rhapsody
- (DS9 filk) "What if Queen wrote 'Waltz'?"
Holodecks
Anonymous - (VOY drabble) "Hi, my name's Dave. I'm a fanfic writer.
I haven't
infringed Paramount's copyright for thirty-four
days."
Yes, I know I'm a bit behind (or way ahead of) the times with these, but they're still wonderfully funny!
We Wish You A
Merry Christmas - (DS9 Christmas filk) "The first year after
the end of the Dominion War, Ezri throws a Christmas Party Reunion in Quark's
and tries to get everyone to sing Christmas carols. It goes about as well
as such an effort does in any
dysfunctional family gathering--badly."
The Christmas
Filks From Hell - (DS9 Christmas filks) Three more evil filks
from the evil filkster herself.
qagh qagh qagh qagh je - (DS9) English translation. "Quark, O'Brien and Bashir go for breakfast on the Rotarran, DS9 episode Shadows and Symbols. Quark has an inaccurate Klingon phrase book."
qagh qagh qagh qagh
je - (DS9) In the original Klingon, as approved by the Klingon
Language Institute.
The Golden Boys - (TOS) "What if Kirk had never gone into the Nexus to begin with....?"
The Early
Seasons Network - (multiple Trek and more) "...Do you watch
Voyager, and think that Seven of Nine has been on for five years? Do you
watch Deep Space Nine, and wonder what Sisko would look like with hair
and no goatee, and no Dominion War to fight? Do you watch Bewitched, unaware
that Darrin went through the change? Did you know that Worf was not always
security officer, and that Beverly Crusher left for one season on Next
Generation?..."
Patterns Of Justice
- (TOS remix) "People, we face the very real prospect of a full-scale
Nazi takeover of this quadrant. John Gill's mistake has us all up
against the wall. Many worlds are surrendering to Melakon without a fight.
I'm taking suggestions--anything."
The Unwanted
Star Trek Action Figures! - (all series) "Coming soon from MatePlay
Toys."
News To Me
- (TNG - Starting Over AU) "Reg should really check the papers..."
Just One More Random
Thought - (VOY remix) "The Mari wish to punish Belanna for her
thoughts; but the obnoxious man in the trenchcoat has other ideas."
The 67's
- (VOY remix) "A square villain and a shagadelic dude decide to crash onto
Voyager's swinging pad. They freak me out, Bay-bee!!"
I'd Like To Teach
The World To Sing - (TNG filk) "Coca-Cola Artist Haddon Sundbloom
gave us the modern Santa Claus; So Joyeux Noel, Mon Capitan et Crew!"
A Telling Blow
- (PythonTrek) - "See here--this, then, is the Parody entitled--'A Telling
Blow' by Rob Morris. Hmmph. Seems rather a man as far behind as he should
be concentrating on that whole dragon business, but then--who am I to say?
All right---The Parodic Piece in question takes us to Veridian 3---another
piece set on Veridian 3? Fellows, the man died an onscreen death. Be rather
good if you let him lie in peace. Well, I'm off."
The Play's The
Thing - (TOS remix) "A remix of TOS and I Spy. The episode
is 'Conscience of a King'."
Turnabout The
World On - (TOS remix) "Disaster strikes at Jim Kirk in this
little Au. But he's tough--Will He Make It--After All?"
Yesterday's
Satellite Of Love - (TNG ep/MST3K setting) "Adapted situation
from 'Yesterday's Enterprise'."
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