Remember when Cletus called all his kids for dinner? Well did you forget to copy them down as fast as you could when you heard them? You didn't copy them down? Shame on you! I'm not telling them to you! You should have jotted them down or memorized them! No. I'm not saying them. Nuh-uh. Nah! No way! Never! Not a chance! Ah fine! Here you go you moocher! Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil There is at least one more child because in an episode after the one where he called all his kids, he said, "Never you mind Brandine! You just go back to birthin' that baby!" They never said his/her name because you never hear from it after that.