The Clan MacMoose proudly present
Clones R Us
(A division of Marysue Productions)
IN THE BEGINNING
Once upon a time a group of male scientists in Scotland had too much time on their hands and too much grant money in their pockets and brought forth unto the
world Dolly, the amazing cloned sheep. (Ed note: Due to our respect for all things Scottish we decline to make any comment on the previous statement.)
In a secret laboratory deep in the heart of Texas a
female mad scientist took note and said "Sheep? Who
wants to waste time with sheep? I can do better than
that!" And so Dawn created the very first Highlander
clone and the world may never be the same.
At first only a few Highlander addicts....er....fans
had the connections necessary in order to get
personal clones but now they are available to the
masses!
Each clone is handmade in the USA using only the
finest DNA available. In order to speed up production
stock models are available at all times but custom
orders are welcome.
Please feel free to browse through our catalog.
Highlander Clone Line
Please click on your favorite character or area of interest to see all our lovely 'Off The Rack' clones for that character/area. Please remember, special orders don't upset us, they just take longer. The clones listed in our current catalog are available for immediate shipping via our special arrangements with the VR airlines to arrive at your door in no time.
Each clone is preprogrammed to imprint on their new owner.
*****SPECIAL*****
ORDER NOW! For a limited time, to introduce our new business to all, your clone will arrive at your door wearing a large bow and carrying a complimentary fruit basket, bottle of champagne (or sparkling grape juice -- please specify) and a special edition Bucket-O-Nutella (party size) in a lovely reusable container.
Also, the first 100 clones to leave our factory/lab will have a special token attached to them. Find it and trade it in for one of many lovely gifts.
Duncan MacLeod Clone Pages33 handsome models from various eras of his 406 adventurous years to choose from.
Methos Clone Pages22 cute models from his 5000+ diverse years to choose from.
Joe Dawson Clone Pages10 distinguished models to choose from. Not as varied a selection on this model, but well worth looking at (and buying).
Richie Ryan Clone Pages8 undeniably good looking models to choose from. All young and full of energy!
Amanda Clone Pages10 lovely models from her 1179 years to choose from. All have that lovely, unique Amanda style, so you won't be disappointed with any of these beauties!
Hugh Fitzcairn Clone Page5 adorable models to choose from.
Kimmi Clone Pages10 of our "evil" immortals to choose from. More than one different model of some of them!
Immi Clone Page7 of our "good" guest immortals to choose from.
Fimmi Clone Pages9 of our female immortals (good and evil) to choose from.
Human Clone Page5 of our favorite human characters from the show.
Multiple Clone Sets Page5 sets to choose from. Save money by purchasing a "matched set" of same era clones! Some are available separately, some only in these sets.
DISCLAIMER: We don't really sell clones, we
don't know any clones, we don't know anything about
cloning and we certainly don't HAVE any clones (or we
wouldn't need to waste our time making this stuff up,
we would be busy elsewhere). This is all meant in
fun and is not meant to hurt anyone or cause problems
or water balloon fights or anything like that. We
just have to give an outlet to our imaginations once
in a while and then make other people look at the
results. All Highlander characters belong to someone
else and we are just borrowing them for fun and no
profit is being made. Just clones. No, wait, we
already covered that. Never mind.
The Clan MacMoose
Visit the Clan MacMoose Fun Page to find out more about us and see some of our other projects.
