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-Did you hear the nose, I mean the news?

-I broke Ryan.

-I can almost hear you, but I've got my finger in my ear.

-...I love love, and I love to love love...

-Luke, I'm your second uncle twice removed.

-Oh you sweet talker.

-Welcome baaaack.....from the brrreakk.....it didn't take to lonnng! We've got lots of news for you, I'm gonna sing a little song, wop a doo bop sha ling a ding ding...

-He's the farmer's daughter's father.

-Bachelor #2, if I were to be a drink I'd be a margarita 'cause I'm tall....salty and....I always have Tequila in me.....

-Thanks curved we're here with our meteeora.......metero-le.......weatherman, Swing Nicely!

-Oh my God! ...you scare me and I like that!

-Well, before I guess, I choose Larry.

-Cantaloupe tonight?

-You smell like a poo poo platter!

-We use metric in my country.

-Don't steal my silverware and don't steal 2nd????......Don't steal home???

-I just met these guys over the internet. I'm sure they're all perfectly normal!

-It won't take long... They come in, I guess who they are, and they leave.

-.....And everyone died. --And speaking of dying, I've been dying to see the new Bruce Willis flick-...!

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