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Colin- ...You know!,....I have many favorite artists.......Van Gough is one, but he didn't really sing a lot.....
Ryan- ....No...couldn't hear a thing!...didn't have the ear for it....
Colin- ...Yeah, ...him and Beethoven!
Ryan- ...Oh! I love that dog!...
Colin- Anyway!......
Ryan- Say Col! Are those badges you're wearing???...
Colin- Why yes they are Ryan!...
Ryan- Where did you get those????
Colin- I got them from Scout Master Jim...
Ryan- ...You were a cub scout???!
Colin- ...Sure!
Colin- I love Dixieland!...
Ryan- Excuse me?!??
Colin- No, no, the music style...
Ryan- Oh.
Colin- His wife's name is Dixie Land
Ryan- Hey Col! What do you like on your burritos, or your taco chips???
Colin- ....Why,...A little bit of paper...
Ryan- .....(gets confused).......Say the paper you're eating is kind of bland! What do you put on that to make it more exciting????
Colin- ...Salt-??
Ryan- Sa! Salsa!
Drew- So now we're gonna play a game called....African Chant. Africa is a big country next to Madagascar....
Greg- (laughs hysterically) It's also a big continent if your a geographer!!
Drew- I know.....
Greg- I couldn't help it Drew...
Drew- I know....I can't read the card.
Ryan- Hey Col, what do you think of when I say... Ricky Ricardo and Great Cigars??
Colin- Tapioca!
Ryan- (Looks confused) ...Really???
Colin- Yeah, wasn't that one of his songs??
Ryan- (Still looks confused, but smiles)
Colin- Tapioooooooca! Tapioooooooooca!
Ryan- (while laughing) No Colin, I'm talking about Cuba!....(starts laughing uncontrollably)
Greg- Objection! Number 2 ripped my flesh!...
Wayne- ...Sustained!...
Greg- ...Overruled!...
Wayne- ...Denied!...
Greg- ...Exemption!...
Wayne- ...Court out of session!...
Greg- ...Your question!...
Wayne- ...My witness!...
Greg- ...Don't waste this court's time! Go!
Ryan- Hey Colin?
Colin- Yes Ryan?
Ryan- What comes to mind when I say cowpoke?
Colin- (Looks at the camera nervously)
Ryan- Haha... Cowboy is what I mean.
Colin- Oh yeah, me too! (Looks relieved)
Ryan- By the way, you've done your time!
Wayne- (jumps around in one foot) Boo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doop, Boo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doop!
Colin- Oh look, It's Crazy Ted!
Wayne-(Continues jumping around on one foot, looking drunk and still making sounds)
Colin- Get out of there Crazy Ted! You're not needed here!
Ryan- My God, all the water in the pond! It's going! The fish are just lying on the beach!
Colin- And they're bursting into flames!!
Ryan- And the grounds starting to shake!
Colin- Meteor! There's only one hope!
Ryan- ....Run from side to side?!?
Colin- Yes!!
Drew- 'I love Lucy'!
Greg- So do I! ...Oh I see.
Greg- Man that noodrack was wiggedy-wiggedy-wacked!
Colin- It certainly was. Alak-alak-awak-alak!
Greg- She had her breezies all in my face and stuff!
Colin- Aye-aye captain!
Greg- You know what I'm saying?
Colin- Yes I know!!
Greg- Yo!
Colin- Yo!
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