Waynes Quotes

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-I brought my nighty wooohooo!

-What up, dog??

-You sound like a one-man party--hey!

-Moo moo hey moo moo hey hey...!

-Would you look at the mold on that???

-Swiss, molt, liquor bull anyone?

-Ha ha ha-- no, so, I left the body in the trunk, and everyone was like eww what's that smell, so--...!

-His majesty...enjoys your two bedroom apartment.

-Hey baby, it's me, Lando.

-Mi nombre es Officer Big Bob!

-I'm Keebler!

-I've been tracking this guy for the last 5 miles!...

-H-O-R-W-A-R-D!

-Oh no you didn't!...

-I'm the ejimicated one!

-Jumpin' Jack Flash!!

-My lovin's so good it'll make your 'Chicken Run'...see it's a movie ha ha ha...

-I...my...me my...mo mo....

-Yeah say girl,...I work with Drew Carey...yeah I do, I do.

-Welcome Alice...welcome.

-Whoa, hey, uh, I'm a genie!

-Ain't no booty like a Drew Carey booty, Hey!!!

-Oh now baby you know I'm playin', you know I'm playin' girl...

-....I like birds!

-Want to mount a mounty?

-Hey Drew!, ...I am every woman!

-Shut up chunky butt!!

-It's hard to spell at 210 beats per minute.

-You want some of this??!

-Am I gonna be the first to die? ... Like I always am?

-I'll let ya touch Nessie!

-Bachelor #2 woohooo!

-To me he's the mummy.

-Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlet, I don't know nothin' about no French kissin'!

-My jug broke.

-Does this tux make me look fat?

-What you sayin'?

-Whatcha lookin’ at cow? I will kick your butt.

-Would ya like some Jell-O,....Hitler?

-The tree that grows...must be cut!

-Enough with the pretense.....I LOVE you bald woman.

-I'm Mike Tyson for Encyclopedia Britannica.

-I LOVE a man, who LOVES his body, cause I LOVE muscles!

-Y'all children quiet down now!! There's a whole lotta RuPaul to go around for evvvriibody!!

-You know, you're cute, but that shirt has got to go! ok???!

-I'm T.K! I'm B.J! I'm J.J! And I'm O.K!

-I'll take, 'Why the Letter H will Keep Me Awake'.

-I've got a fig ol' futt, oh yeah??

-Woooooooo.... Just like a Teletubby!

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