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-Come on feel the noise!

-Oh darn it!

-Thanks for letting me wear your hat mann!

-Shut up pig!!!

-Oh you're gonna get it now.

-Testing horses???

-Your underwear has folded by itself, it is truly a miracle!

-Can anyone...spare...a donation, so that I may wash my clothes??

-Shaque Daquley!

-Oh, I'm sorry, that has to be in the form of a question.

-It's also a big continent if you're a geographer.

-Hello, I'm Colin Mochrie. Have you been to Canada?

-Yo! ...I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

-Shut up butt munch!!

-Great leaping salamanders of flame!!

-You're out of order!

-Great leaping armadillos!!

-Thank God that's been solved, now I can get this plastic green grass off my butt!

-Watch out for those tempo changes man. Cause when we go over the second bridge this s**t takes off.

-Sometimes I change from C to 3.

-Wait a minute, let me get this straight, are you Jim or Mariah?

-I don't care who you are, that's good tv. Something for the kids, Grandma, everybody.

-This just in: virginity abolished in Southern California.

-Psychic convention cancelled because of unforeseen circumstances.

-You are so loaded and it's like 7:30. What's the deal?

-No he's not, I just always say that about Colin.

-Did I mention he's a fish stick?

-No, ...let me lick the trail clean!

-Hey! If you look through these, you can see the girl at the Footlocker's butt!

-A chicken with an attitude??!

-Thank you for inviting me up Melanie I--......NINTENDO?!!

-If I die I want you to kill everyone I hated when I was alive.

-I know it’s only our first date, but--....I LOVE YOU!!!!!! BE WITH ME!!!!

-What’s wrong with you??? Get some friends!

-You sly raccoon!

-This is the nuttiest game there could ever be Mr. A!

-Darlin', everything is big where I come from!

-I wouldn't say that's an Italian Sausage, more like a Vienna sausage.

-This country doesn't need a president, it needs a make-over!!

-Have you been drinking window cleaner again?

-By the flaming carrots of Saint Sebastian!

-Do you like my Drew? I just had him put in.

-The Grand Duke of Gondravie-....The Grand Duke of Gerblav-....The Grand Duke of
Hard-to-Pronounceia!......

-Ding Dong! ...Hi! We're selling the home version of Whose Line is it Anyway!...

-Orange County's a BIIIIGG country.

-Great Googley Moogley!!!

-I....am a member...of the insectatrons!--.................Perhaps you've seen my craft!

-Who's everyone talking to?? ...I'm available to host The Price is Right.

-It's called a book!

-Good evening everyone, I'm Twice Nightly, and this is the action news. These are the headlines. 'Insane cow tries moon jump, dish and spoon still missing.'

-The third of each animal species?!?!? Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

-Mimi and I are the same person.

ODD WELCOME SIGNS AT STATE BORDERS- Welcome to Ohio. Watch out for Drew! (Acts like he ran over Drew Carey.)

-Yo yo yo! What's the shee-zee??

-Oh! Oucha-lama-looma-leema!!

-You can take my hunting knife, but you'll never take away my freedom!

The famous love rooster from the 70's???

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