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-Let's get jiggy with it!

-Your, your, your what?

-...and I look like Jiffy Pop!

-It's really sugary!

-All I want is a few merry men!

-Well, I work for the company so I just grab all the free ones.....Oh I'm sorry! $35.95!

-Baby hungry!

-Ants ants, ants in my pants.

-I used to build these things!...

-Bugsy Bugsy!

-If you've got a duck blowin' on one of your bladders...then you've got troubles my friend.

-Milk Duds!

-Is that my reflection in the camera??.....Hello you!

-A man's soap...so I can't use it.

-Nothing like butt toast and head eggs!

-Hey! You don't know nothin' about me, shut up!!

-They don't know nothin' about meeeeeeee!!!!

-Snackatoba!

-The spray get it out--!...of the way the spray!

-Should I dust in the bedroom Mr. Nelson??.......Ooo la la!

-I'm a morning person...I like to get up with the dew!...

-Squeaky squeaky!

-Somebody needs a hug!

-That's my job!

-What he didn't was...or know was...or was know, was that, I was dyslexic.

-They expect us to be wearin' buck skins and carrying guns, but who's expecting this??

-You must tell the English to leave now.......while I make the butter!

-You're not my father!!

-Well thank you for inviting me...it's a pleasure!

-I seem to be stuck here!......

-Is this shag? It's just gorgeous!

-Stop picking the glass from my hair!

-Shake my hand, be my friend!

-I myself choose...a bazooka!

-Why can't someone be home on time for a change???

-Is it time for Twister?

-I give myself 1000 points!

-Do you wanna end up like me???

-If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

-Oh is it??? Is it really??!

-It's a gun!.......I'll give you the bullets at Christmas!

-What am I, stupid?

-Why isn't he smiling Drew?

-Stung...!

-Fun fact!!

-You are lookin' hot.

-I can see you out of the corner of my eye!!

-It's not alcohol is it??

-Eyelashes!

-Do I look like a cook??

-I'm not talking coffee Mr. Moo!

-You're not enough of a man to handle my chips!

-Oh! Someone's worn the same thing I have!

-Why don't you tell me you love me???

-You'd have a dime.

-Well look at the festive colors!

-If this were a man who doth not have a pass, he would be an outsider!

-Who needs this?!

-We have 777 songs...3 sevens...jackpot!

-Salami is my world...I live in.

-Yay for salami!!

-Soft and silky bachelor #3.

-Uh, say Col...

-Well, I said earlier there were only six, but you just kept on talkin'!

-Don't even take any points from him, throw them back in his face!

-Am I a mercenary or am I a missionary?

-Quick!....Get on Colin....

-Picachooooo!!!

-Colin, ...I'm pregnant!

-That's not a real $100 bill!

-Never!...Interrupt me!...When I am eating...a...banana!!

-We must talk now, of the lost socks.

-You got the grass??

-Are those your final points?

-You wanted fries?....... You want fries with that?

-I really have nothing to say, I just love this hat!

-Peace.

-I don't know! Where am I from?

-Lord Pigly!

-Ca! What are you doing here???

-Sun....eeeee...days ahead...sunny days ahead!.....

-Yahoo!

-Wow, that's intense.

-Things are great in the city! The city! The city!

-I am wearing a thong.

-It's a bad war but someone's gotta fight it...

-If you don't like the lawn the way it is...then, perhaps I...should just leave now!

-I think it's time we abandon ship.

-One of us has a lot of hair, the other has, some hair...

-Colin, Blues and Bluegrass are 2 different things.

-The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuuue.

-Earth to Colin!

-I don't know what's happening, it's been talking to me for weeks!!

-Guess what Drew! I didn't get any foam, but I got a lot of air...and you know what? It's all good.

-There's a monkey on the wing! There's a monkey on the wing!

-I just don't get it, it's the color of sky and water....

-Keep signing the checks and you can say whatever you want!

-Someone have a bun in the oven?? That wwill be $3.85 for the loose woman.

-It's going to be cold this weekend, andd dark and I'm going to be all awone.... are you my mommy?

-I am down with that.......and they don''t have to put a gun to our heads to get us to say this.

-Hurry up my toenails are getting yellow!

-Grease me up, I’m getting in!

-I can’t even pronounce your last name, you’re gonna have to spell it for me. XUA? What kind of last name is that?

-Oh my God but you’re ugly!

-Lay a wet one on me big guy!

-Hi! We interrupt this commercial to bring you another commercial...

-Did you know Africa is a continent?

-If one of us doesn’t come back, I hope it’s you.

-From now on I want to be known as Helen.

-As I grow old the light gets dimmer.

-When I'm 16 I am so outta here!!

-My mouth is on fire.

-Is that any way to talk to a lady?

-It's a beautiful day in the White House...

-I'd like you to meet the new members of the supreme court,...this is Tex, Squeaky...

-I know! ..... The cat!!

-We want our friends in the South to buy this too, ...SO WE'RE GOING...TO...TALK...SLOWER...

-When it comes to making love I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

-Are you wearin' a Milk Duds??

-I wish Ryan was standing on this side so I could look at his ass.

-Care to suck on a Cuban for a while?

-My God! You're a damn cannibal aren't you??

-I'm worth 4 million dollars, I own 63 eye glass shops, that I inherited from my father, when he fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

-So for the last time, the Russians have launched the missiles, we assume that we have a little over 20 minutes left. ... Honey, I've never loved you. I've always wanted to sleep with your sister. She's much more attractive than you. To my boss, who's employed me for the past three years, screw you, screw you! I hate you! I hate this job! I hate everything about it!...

-This is a chicken leg. ..... This is a chicken leg on drugs...

-Hey man, just say no to rugs!

-Get down. Boogie, oogie oogie.

-Don't disturb me! ...I'm giving the cow a cookie!

-You made me giggle.

-Care to be touched by an angel?

-The cat?! Stop it with the cat!

-How can you be out of ammo on a laser guided ship?!

-No, you do not look fat in your leaf.

-It’s the mummy from Canada!

-Fabric softener???!

-Crackedy Crack, Don't Talk Back.

-It's tricky with the A, two C's, and a D!

-...If I could rap that would be a sensation, but
I can't you see I'm just a Caucasian...

-If you were a man away from bars, you wwould be freeeeeee!

-Y'all from around these parts??

-I...love you more than Friday...

-...Get Down on it??

-Now!...I'm gonna go after this gopher, but watch what you're doin' cause they can spring on ya, at any minute!...........................feisty li'l critter isn't he???

-When's lunch??

-Your ankle!!!.....I'll meet ya down there!!

-And that's how we move in different directions.

-Kick me in the butt now!

-Guess which NSYNC member I am...

-I never wanna see your face again!!!!..........Dinner? At 8??

-You know!, ...sometimes you have to get those hairs out just a bit more. That's why we offer the fun oopey doopey tourniquet!!

-I love Lucy!! ...won't you love Lucy too???

-This year I'll do all the stuffing...

-2-D CD-! 2-D CD Set...!!!

-Can you pick up that quarter without using your hands???

-I saw the flames from across the fieeeeeeeld. I came over to see if I could heeellllp out!!

-Hey baby!...Well I'm a Nudist I walk around the zoo, I find that's what the animals, want me to do.....Walking around like this, takes some guts.... I'm gonna go over to the monkeys and give 'em some nuts...!

-See Colin, what you do is, you put this on one of the cheeks of your bum....Now there's a special nozzle here, where you can get a close friend......to blow! .....Pushing the celluloid away! ...Pushing it away! ...Pushing it away forever!..........And I'm NOT talking about film!....

-...But it's October, it's time for me to shower.

-I've reached my breaking point!!

-How does it feel to kiss a woman for a change??

-You know why man! Cause you're hangin' out with the wrong crowd!!

-Where is my contact????

-Stupid crown!

-Don’t ever tell me how to make a cake!......I’m a master!!

-Stick your hand out the window! Feel wet?? Oh! Might be raining!!

-What’re you doing?? ...What are you doing??? ...What just happened there????...Are we going to a commercial????? ...What is that commercial for???...

-My head! You mean it moves???? Oh my God!!!

-What’s what?? Oh it’s a thermos, Carey! It’s full of water!

-You know Col, in 1964, I received my draft notice to go to Vietnam. .......Unfortunately I was 5 years old.....

-If I were a man like my woman I would be my wife!

-Hey! The 70s may be dead to you!...

-Don’t look at me! ...Don’t look at me when you ask me questions.

-Tom-Tom Pumpa to you too!

-How can you take him to the future Barney?? Is that possible???

-Come on Surprise! Come on Surprise!

-Are you prepared to welcome rrright here into your hospital......4 mop-top kids from Liverpool-...??

-I’m gonna stand over here if ya don’t mind!

-He’ll think you’re doing drugs or something!!! ...Put that away!!...You DON’T need that!!

-The hippos!! The hippos!!!!

-Someone's thong is too tight!

-You just ate what could have been your lover.

-Come in Tokyo! Come in Tokyo!

-I knew she wanted a big hammer, maybe a couple of nails and a good screw.

-Dear diary, ...Ryan looked at me again today. How I wish I could sit on his lap-...

-I knew he'd make me work it off somehow.

-Hmm,....up what???

-What's the matter with road kill??? What's the MATTER WITH ROAD KILL?!??!?

-Cuticle! ...That's a funny word!

-Who cares about donuts--..... are you concerned???

-Well, this is as dry and barren as I am!

-That's all for today, we'll see you tomorrow, and I'm not wearing anything from the waist down.

-Whistle!

-Origami?!?!? Is that some sort of fancy--...It's beautiful!!

-...Most of these players wear two!

-I never made love to that woman, I never had sexual affairs with her, who the hell are you??

-A little moisture I see you, ...I see you and a little moisture....

-Just give it a kick and it starts right up!

-If you really push up tight, you can get three people on it.

-Yes, sir, I'll have a rum and coke.

-Hey! Dig your gickles in the gatè!

-Soda gog!

-Well throw a rope over the rafters and hang me high!!

-Hello?.....Hello?!?....There's nobody there you little creep!

-Awww...Cute kitty, cute kitty..... ...KITTY DIE 5 YEARS AGO!!!!

-I'll have 'People Who Sit Behind Desks and Do Nothing' for $500.

-Everyone pull out their ticket stubs, ...we will now be raffling off Drew's Porsche!

-Let me tell ya something.....That is fresh!

-That is finger-lickin' good!

-I said to Colin, .....I said to Colin, "Did you know that was me?", he goes "Yeah." ...I go "How'd you know?", he goes, "I know your lips!"

-.............Hoedown????

-Would you like a Mai Tai??!

-Oh man, .......I got pinched and grabbed all the way down the aisle!

-Two thongs don't make a right!

STRANGE WELCOME SIGNS AS YOU ENTER DIFFERENT U.S. STATES-

Welcome to Hawaii. How'd you get here in a car??

STRANGE WELCOME SIGNS AS YOU ENTER DIFFERENT U.S. STATES- Welcome to Montana. There's no one here.

STRANGE WELCOME SIGNS AS YOU ENTER DIFFERENT U.S. STATES- "Utah Welcomes You and Your Wives."

-There's Natives! Lots of 'em! There's 2, and 3! And 4 and 6 and 8 and 10 and 12 and 6!

-Two of us need look no more.

-And of course we all know...there's no sucking, like massive sucking.

-We're...gonnnna....fry you this mornin'! Fry you this mornin'!!

-We've all played the game before, Drew!

-"Honky Tonk!" Sounds like a donkey getting hit by a truck!

-Pay no attention to the man behind the menu!!

-What are you looking at, goof??

-I'm jiggy with that!

-Wait a minute! ...Our belt buckles! They're very sharp! If we get on either side of the tree, ...and run around in circles,....-- ....JUST TRY IT!!!

-We wuv you Walla Walla, Washington!! We wuv you Walla Walla, Washington!!

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